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Carol Fellington with the Sports

from Making a Fool of Myself by Rubber Band Gun

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- YOUR FAVORITE SPORTS LADY, CAROL, IS AT IT AGAIN. BETTING ON ANYTHING THAT MOVES, FROM THE PIGS TO THE PONIES. FROM THE SPORTS BALLS TO THE SUPER SECRET BOWL LXXXIII, CAROL IS GONNA THROW HER HAT IN THE CIRCLE. LETS SEE HOW SHE DOES AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF LOSES... -

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Working at night
Scripting the lines
Reading the playbooks and covering the fights on the tube
She sleeps at her desk
But she's up before noon

Heading advice
Feeding her vice
Taking her paychecks and throwing the dice at the tube
But she tells you
She tells you who she wants to lose
Horace knows her accountant
They know she doesn't tell the truth

But she's got all the kid she wants in her brother
Drifting to the bottom
To the bottom review

Baby im begging you please
It's the time of the year
we got sweeps this week
I promise I'll take all of the heat
From the network comprised of fish out of the water
News is getting farther
It's getting farther from you

Carol will you go when they close
All the stations
Low budget sitcoms
Something on the phone about nobodies watching the show after 3pm
They've gotta be wrong bout the numbers
The Nielson's slow
But they love me too
They've gotta believe that it's something
They love me, they love me so
The people that watch my show

Taping tonight
Drunk on the wine
She found in the break room she needed the time on her own
Now she's making fun on Horace all alone
But she don't care when she's lazy so lazy that she didn't read her bookies fee
She's wasting the time waiting in the middle
Drifting to the bottom
To the bottom review

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from Making a Fool of Myself, released November 18, 2015

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