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PROFESSIONAL CONFESSIONAL

from Making a Fool of Myself by Rubber Band Gun

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- THE PEAK OF THE TENSION: THE DISCOVERY OF A VANDALIZED PRINTOUT ON THE BREAKROOM FRIDGE.
"IDIOT"
"LOSER"
THE LAZIEST OF ALL THE 5 LETTERED INSULTS.
STRAWS ARE BREAKING ON ALL KINDS OF CAMELS' BACKS. A TWINKLE IN HORACE'S EYE. THIS ISNT THE DAMN GRINCH AND I'M NO DAMN SEUSS. BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF THIS ISN'T THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT OF HORACE'S LIFE. HE KNEW IT WOULD BE. THEY KNEW IT WOULD BE. THEY TOLD HIM IN THE MIRROR. -

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Making a fool of myself x3
Making a fool for you to push around
With love and affection
Don't worry, we're on air

Every night I read the weather
To the camera and the crew
I take my eyes deep into that lense
And I look at you with your family
I show you where there's trouble and I show you that I care
About each and everyone of you beautiful people watching out there
And you know
When I speak on live tv I don't stutter my words i got diction and A really great tie
I'm professional (we love it)
I'm so professional (we love you)

my coworkers
Never felt the same about me
my coworkers
Never gave a damn about me
I no longer
Slept at night I needed to teach them
all a lesson
And show them how it hurts
I hear their laughs behind the break room door
But I can't stand it no more
light two bottles full of gasoline and toss them inside by the coffee machine

Cause I'm professional
I'm so professional

You can't be there you can't be there when the ocean dies
When the oceans tides come up
We can't be ready cause the walls are coming
We can't be ready for the morning when you wouldn't listen to me yesterday


Why light a fire in the studio when you know everyone?
Just a devious guy who's gotta do what it takes to survive
Too much time spent on the notion
That all the while the viewers at home know what's it's like alone

All at once the ceiling fell and it started to snow
A weatherman without his prompter, how could we know?
I never learned
Meteorology
Was it you?
Was it me?
No university would take me
Be my friend
I was young, I tried then
We're different people now
I read the weather now

Making a fool of myself

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from Making a Fool of Myself, released November 18, 2015
add. vocals by Olive Lurrie (Babies' Babies) and Nicky Palladino

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