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Vaudevillain

from STAT by Rubber Band Gun

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(Mr. Vaudeville, Choir Gang)

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You haven't the charisma
You haven't a clue
Your amateur voice is a weapon you fail to use and abuse

You’re not entertaining
You’re not in demand
My every move is a choice watch as I stand still...and now I move on
If your presence is tragic
and the orchestra's magic
you can carry a tune
Maybe if you work like Elena
become a true entertainer
you’ll have your name on the sign

Practice all your lines and runs
please be at call on time
All the blocking is done
Coordination, intonation locked!

You talk about us like we’re made of paper
you reprimand us like we misbehave
but you’d be better off directing from an unmarked grave
you think you’re something special Mr. Vaudeville
you think your something godly we should fear
what if we were walked out before curtains
what of your career
what a bad bad year

practice all your lines and runs
please be a call on time
have fun
please warm up on your own
say something
check your microphone
test one test one

You haven’t the training
you haven’t a gift
I can’t even count on my hands all the notes you missed in the bridge Eyes upon Henry and maybe you’ll learn what true talent looks like what it feels to get you what you deserve

You should move on if your presence is tragic
and the orchestras magic you can carry a tune
maybe if you work like a Elena
become a true entertainer
you could you have your name on the sign

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from STAT, released June 12, 2018

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